Comedy Corner – with Anthony

Q— What is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?
A—A blackboard

Q—What jam can’t you eat on toast?
A—A traffic jam.

Q—What did the teddy bear say when he was offered desert?
A—No thanks, I’m stuffed!

Q—Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window?
A—Because she wanted to see time fly.

Q—What is faster, cold or hot?
A—Hot, you can catch a cold.