Three Limericks All Told
Limerick One
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
Ten thousand volts shot up its nose,
And turned its wool to nylon
Limerick Two
Mary Ann has gone to rest,
Safe at last on Abraham's breast
Which may be great for Mary Ann,
But is certainly rough on Abraham
Limerick Three
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Primroses are yellow,
And gladioli are all different colours
By: Anon