Three Limericks All Told

 

Limerick One

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
Ten thousand volts shot up its nose,
And turned its wool to nylon

 

Limerick Two

Mary Ann has gone to rest,
Safe at last on Abraham's breast
Which may be great for Mary Ann,
But is certainly rough on Abraham

Limerick Three

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Primroses are yellow,
And gladioli are all different colours

 

By: Anon

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